GROPIUS THE EIGHTH DWARF

 

Gropius the eighth dwarf

Is no longer a performer

Since all the allegations

He’s on the offender’s register

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 300

 

Baa Baa black sheep

Have you any wool?

Please say yes sir

To make my wagon full

 

No, I don’t have any wool

You bloody Wally

I’m not a sheep

I’m your Border Collie

SEE THE HAPPY FACES GLOWING

 

It’s Christmas time again

See the happy faces glowing

Putting love in every heart

Until they’re overflowing

ABANDONING THE NATIVITY

 

It’s ironic that schools

Are abandoning the nativity

When half a dozen Schoolgirls

Could play the Virgin Mary

Although they’re not virgins

They do have their own baby

SO WHEN YOUNG MRS CLAUS ARRIVED IN TOWN

 

So, when young Mrs Claus arrived in town

I looked at her with her pure white hair

She was a pretty woman but to my discredit

I couldn’t help thinking as I looked at her

How I like the collar and cuffs to match

So obviously I was thinking of a little white fur

A PRESS RELEASE FROM SANTA CLAUS STATED

 

A press release from Santa Claus stated

That the Poles reputation had been blighted

So Mobile phones were banned, the number

Of indecent Elfies was the reason cited

THEY WON’T BE PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS

 

They won’t be playing musical chairs

In palaces or Royal homes

Prince Charles prefers to play a variant

Called Game of Thrones