21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 297

 

Kind hearts are gardens,

Kind thoughts are roots,

Kind words are blossoms,

Kind deeds are fruits.

But none of this rubbish

Gets the bloody grass cut

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS TIGHTS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas tights?

Adorned with a festive motif

Well, if those long festive limbs

Decorated with Christmas motif

Were to entwine about me

Then my resistant would be brief

ARE YOU A CHRISTMAS FAIRY?

 

Are you a Christmas Fairy?

It’s just you’re a little bit scary

And you also look a bit weird

I think it’s the long ginger beard

SHE HAD A VERY FRUSTRATING CHRISTMAS

 

She had a very frustrating Christmas

Such was the impression she exuded

Apparently, the gift from Ms Summers

Was labelled “batteries not included”

YOU CAN KEEP THE SLEIGH # 2

 

You can keep the sleigh

And Rudolph and Prancer

There’s nothing Santa likes

More than a Pole Dancer

THE BRUSSELS SPROUTS

 

To some people

They can cause distress

But there is a sentiment

I‘d like to express

Sprouts are for life

Not just for Christmas

HOMELESS SNOWMAN

 

He was dressed in rags

And made from snow

A poor homeless snowman

A sad lonely snowbo