MRS CLAUS WAS COURTED

 

Mrs Claus was courted

By Santa and a man called Ray

Ray was a flash Harry

Who drove a red Chevrolet

Well, it was no contest

At the end of the day

Because although he had a fast car

Santa had a faster sleigh

CAROLS BY CANDLE LIGHT

 

Christmas is a time

Of many traditions

Like carol singing

With candle lit processions

 

But not anymore

A years old tradition

Has had to go

For fear of litigation

 

“Health and safety”

So, gets on my wick

As this year we had

Carols by glow stick

I EAT EVERYTHING

 

I love Christmas

The naughty and nice

I eat absolutely everything

Until I pay the price

And I make a Yule log

That I have to flush twice

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 296

 

Rainbow to windward

Stay indoors all day

Rainbow to leeward

Let’s go out to play

ARE YOU WEARING XMAS TIGHTS?

 

Are you wearing Xmas tights?

Oh, how they are exciting me

Adorned with a festive motif

What a Christmas this will be

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU

 

All I want for Christmas is you

Let me make this perfectly clear

All I want for Christmas is you

To be trampled by a herd of reindeer

EVERYONE KEPT SAYING I SHOULD DECK THE HALLS

 

Everyone kept saying I should Deck the Halls

There is even a Christmas song about it

So, I acted when the opportunity came along

And you know Mr and Mrs Hall didn’t like it a bit