UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN

 

Don’t worry that the little ones

Will be up at the crack of dawn

It is worth it to see the simple joy

In their eyes on Christmas morn

CHRISTMAS NEW BORN

 

You came into our lives

A fighter and a screamer

Born to us at Christmas

Just like our redeemer

 

And how we loved you

Right from the very start

But naming you was hard

What name should we impart?

 

Then like a light coming on

The answer rang like a bell

You were born at Christmas

So, we would call you Noelle

ALL ACROSS THIS COUNTRY

 

All across this country

All across this land

All across the world

His route is carefully planned

 

To keep ahead of the sun

To miss the no fly zones

Avoid the passenger planes

And steer clear of traffic cones

 

He must carefully time his mission

To a schedule carefully trialled

To ensure its full success

And not disappoint a single child

JOY BRINGER, TOY BRINGER

 

Joy bringer

Toy bringer

He’s the real McCoy

For every girl and boy

NOT A THRIFT GIVER

 

Not a thrift giver

But a gift giver

Santa will forever

Have love to deliver

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 293

There were two birds sat on a stone

The farmer saw them and then went home

He returned later with a loaded gun

Took close aim and then there were none

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS KNICKERS?

Are you wearing Christmas Knickers?

Is that appropriate for vicars?

Just kneel upon this hassock

While I rummage in your cassock

The bishop wouldn’t think it funny

My naughty little Christmas honey