Monday, 14 November 2022

IN THE GREAT NORTH POLE HALLS

 

When all the work is done

In the great north pole halls

The elves dress up for dancing

For their Christmas Balls!

I LOVE THE SMELLS OF CHRISTMAS

 

I love the smells of Christmas

Like Cinnamon and Ginger

Roasted chestnuts piping hot

 

Gluhwein and Pine needles

So, I feel sorry for the snowmen

As they can only smell carrot

LONG RED SOCKS

 

Long red socks hanging from the chimney

One sock for you and another sock for me

And this time next year we will hang three

IF ONLY YOUR LEFT LEG WAS CHRISTMAS

 

If only your left leg was Christmas

And your right leg was New Year’s Day

Then I could devote all of my time

To visiting you between the holidays

Sunday, 13 November 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 291

 

Blow wind, blow

And go, mill, go

I heard the miller cry

But I don’t know why

He needs wind to grind

He’s clearly lost his mind

I know he has corn

To grind before dawn

And I know it’s hectic

But the Mill is electric

So, he should know

If the wind did blow

The sails would be still

And it won’t turn the mill

ARE YOU WEARING A SPRIG OF MISTLETOE?

 

Are you wearing a sprig of mistletoe?

Are you hoping to meet a beau?

And kiss him passionately in the snow

An embrace to leave you all aglow

Is that why you wear the mistletoe?

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 2

 

I've always loved my Santa

In his red Santa hat

With his cheerful demeanour

All hearty and fat

With his belly that wobbles

Like a bowl full of jelly

And he loves his naughty

Little Miss Nelly