BOXING DAY MORNING

 

If you wake up and feel like hell,

And if you really feel quite unwell

Then that is the best way for you to tell

That you really did Christmas well

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

 

Well, I think it has happened

It is my darkest fear

Christmas is getting earlier

Each and every year

 

When I was at the mall today

I heard Bing Crosby croon

“White Christmas”

And it’s still only June

CHRISTMAS OVER INDULGENCE

 

There isn’t any doubt or question

What caused this awful indigestion

It wasn’t the five-course lunch

Or all the sweets we had to munch

It wasn’t the Lager the Stout or the Shandy

It wasn’t the Wine the Scotch or the Brandy

No, the culprit without any doubts

Was the obligatory spoonful of sprouts

MARIE CHRISTMAS

 

Marie Christmas

Loved the season

And she loved it

For a special reason

 

For it was the time

She would see her beau

As he flew his sleigh

Going ho ho ho

IF ANYONE LOVED CHRISTMAS

 

If anyone loved Christmas

Then it would be Molly

She loved the mistletoe

She loved the holly

She loved drinking eggnog

She loved feeling jolly

 

And between me and you

Mr Jolly liked it too

DINGLE DELL

 

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

 

Dingle dell, Fairies dwell

The Elves and Pixies play

Oh! what fun it is to hide

When hide and seek we play

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 290

 

Robin and Richard were two pretty men,

They laid in bed till the clock struck ten;

Then up starts Robin and looks at the sky:

"Oh, sod it Richard, the sun's very high!

Stop sniggering and pull on your knickers

We’re late for training at Twickers”