IF ANYONE LOVED CHRISTMAS

 

If anyone loved Christmas

Then it would be Molly

She loved the mistletoe

She loved the holly

She loved drinking eggnog

She loved feeling jolly

 

And between me and you

Mr Jolly liked it too

DINGLE DELL

 

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

 

Dingle dell, Fairies dwell

The Elves and Pixies play

Oh! what fun it is to hide

When hide and seek we play

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 290

 

Robin and Richard were two pretty men,

They laid in bed till the clock struck ten;

Then up starts Robin and looks at the sky:

"Oh, sod it Richard, the sun's very high!

Stop sniggering and pull on your knickers

We’re late for training at Twickers”

ARE YOU WEARING A SANTA HAT?

 

Are you wearing a Santa hat?

A festive little “tit for tat”

Well, it really does suit

In fact, you look very cute

Are you wearing it for fun?

Or do you have it set at anyone?

I think it looks very twee

I wish you were wearing it for me

BY CAR, BY PLANE, BY TRAIN

 

They make the journey each year

By car, by plane, by train,

Travelling across the miles

To spend Christmas at home again

MARY CHRISTMAS

 

Before Mary Christmas

Married Santa Claus

She had some concerns

And decided to take pause

To discuss a pre-nup

Within the current laws

She was not concerned

With any character flaws

She just wanted the security

Of a get out Claus

SINGLE GIRLS

 

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

 

Single girls, single girls

They go all the way

Oh! what fun it is to ride

On a single girl today