21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 288

 

As I was going to Banbury Cross

My wife was less than thrilled

“For god’s sake calm down” she said

“You’re going to get us killed

ARE YOU WEARING A SANTA SUIT?

 

Are you wearing a Santa Suit?

I have to say you do look cute

I wonder if there might just be

A little room in there for me

FAMILY CHRISTMASES

 

When I think back to those Christmases

I and my brothers and sisters shared

And all the love that filled the house

When no other time quite compared

I realized just how lucky we all were

Lucky, we had a family that truly cared

Who gave us love and now that I am older 

I make sure that love is liberally shared

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 1

 

I've always loved my Santa

In his Red Velvet suit

With his long white beard

And cheeks all rosy and cute

His deep throated laughter

All happy and jolly

And he loves his naughty

Little Miss Molly

CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS

 

Throughout this seasonal time

Blessings come to us each day

The trick is to recognise them

So as not to turn them away

WHEN THE CAROLLERS SING

 

When the carollers sing

Their Christmas verses

Open up your hearts

And open up your purses

OH MY DEAR MRS. CHRISTMAS

 

Oh, my dear Mrs. Christmas

You fill me with cheer

When I see you dressed

In all your Christmas gear

 

You look so tinsellicious

In the red velvet dress

With stockings to match

And I would like to stress

 

That I am looking forward

To seeing the silk underwear

And let’s not forget about

The little bit of white fur