THERE WAS A MEXICAN SHEPHERD

 

There was a Mexican shepherd

Who once worked for my dad

And every Christmas time

He wished us Fleece Navidad

WHEN I LAND A REAL PRIZE WINNING FISH

When I land a real prize-winning fish

It’s like meeting a bird that’s really fit

I am filled with the same indecision

I don’t know whether to eat it or mount it

RED CHEEKS

 

Cheeks wear a rosy glow

As they play out in the snow

Making the snowman grow

Until the wind begins to blow

And they look at me and know

It’s time for a mug of cocoa

OVER CHRISTMAS THE AMBULANCE SERVICE

 

Over Christmas the ambulance service

Were “super busy”, meaning it was hectic

I’ve never heard that unit of measurement

So, I’m not sure if it’s imperial or metric

THE CLAUS’S LAY IN THEIR BED

 

The Claus’s lay in their bed

And Santa was heard to say

My lap isn't the only place

Where wishes come true

THE CLAUS’S SAT BESIDE THE FIRE

The Claus’s sat beside the fire

And Santa was heard to say

When was the last Christmas

That we did it in a sleigh?

CHRISTMAS PICKUP # 2

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

Walk up to them and say

“Can I take a picture of you Miss,

So, I can show Santa exactly

What I want for Christmas”