Are you wearing a witch’s hat?
Or is it just a kind
of mirage
And did you just call
that
Broom cupboard your
garage
Sunday, 30 October 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?
AT THE GHOSTLY HOUSE
At the ghostly house
There is a familiar
theme
Because for dessert
They always have ice
scream
ALL GOOD GHOSTLY KIDS
All good ghostly kids
Are brought up good
and true
And they will never
spook
Until they’re spooken
to
SNIP! SNAP! HALLOWEEN
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
Here comes the flaming bowl
So let mischief take its toll
Just as this Halloween comes
Snatch at the feast of
plums
In amongst the
Brandy’s flame
It’s our favourite
Halloween game
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
I BUY MY WIFE A GIFT FOR HALLOWEEN
I buy my wife a gift for Halloween
Though not the gift
giving season
Because Halloween is
like Christmas
For witches and that’s
the reason
I WAS STOOD AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT
I was stood at the bar last night
When a vampire gave me
a fright
As I fully expected
him to take a bite
But instead, he
ordered a blood light
OH NO, NOT HALLOWEEN AGAIN
It’s that time of year again, Halloween
Oh how I hate it and
its practitioners
All year round we tell
our children
“Don’t accept sweets
from strangers”
We instil in them from
an early age
“Don’t ever approach
or talk to strangers”
Then at Halloween we
send them out
To ask for sweets at
the doors of strangers
When children dressed
as monsters
Terrorize the neighbourhood
Begging from door to
door
Demanding sweets and
treats
For not vandalizing
your property
The older children or
should I say yobs
Wear masks and
disguise them selves
Clearly training for a
life of crime
A yob in a funny
outfit is still a yob
It’s that time of year
again
The night of night to
ignore the doorbell
It’s not twee or cute
it’s just annoying
I try to be polite
when I shoo them from my door
But I know I will get
up next morning
With fake blood
smeared on the front door
Eggs smashed on my
windscreen
And rubbish strewn
across my garden
God, I hate Halloween
and its practitioners
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