IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY

 

It’s not my favourite holiday

And although opinions vary

I do really love Halloween

As I can eat, drink and be scary

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

It was so big and round

Like a big orange bumpkin

It was a fat Jack-O-Lantern

Carved out of a plumpkin 

WALKING ABROAD I SPIED

 

Walking abroad I spied

A withered limping Goblin

He didn’t scare me at all

As he was only a hoblin goblin

RED EYE

 

In all the photos of her

She was terribly Red Eyed

I thought it was the camera

But no matter how I tried

I couldn’t get a good shot

But it wasn’t a lack of skill

Or any technical fault

It turned out she was evil

TWO WITCHES LIVED TOGETHER

 

Two witches lived together

When they were in the states

But there was nothing going on

They were just Broommates

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Halloween outfit?

Well, you really do look good in it

And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit

It’s a really cracking little outfit

Though all the emphasis is on the fit

DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE

 

Divide the circumference

Of a Pumpkin by

Its diameter, and you

Will get Pumpkin Pi