Monday, 24 October 2022

ARE YOU WEARING A HORSES HEAD?

Are you wearing a horse’s head?

Are you supposed to be PUCK?

Oh, you’re running the marathon

Well, aren’t you the silly fool 

THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS

Those little darlings

With their angelic eyes

Look harmless enough

But beneath their disguise

 

They’re nothing but thugs

With pure evil intent

These spawn of Satan

Are not heaven sent

 

These foul blackguards

Going about their sport

They say “Trick or treat”

As they happily extort

 

They squirt fake blood

On my front door

They egg my new car

I can’t take any more

 

I sit counting the minutes

Am I the only one?

Who just can’t wait

Till Halloween is done 

LAMIA

Beautiful Lamia

Queen of Libya

Lover of Zeus

Rival of Hera

 

Beautiful Lamia

Became a mother

Loved by Zeus

Despised by Hera

 

Wife of Zeus

The jealous Hera

Murdered the children

Of Beautiful Lamia

 

Driven insane by grief

Beautiful Lamia

Became an ugly

Child devourer

 

Hera became

A vengeful bitch

Lamia became

A blood sucking witch 

IT HAPPENS ON THE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN

 

It happens on the night

Of Halloween

When the spirits of creatures

Can pass between

And some spooky spooks

Might well be seen.

Some ghouls are good

And others are mean

Some ghosts have substance

And visibly preen

While others glow

Luminescent green

But watch out for witches

That arrive on the scene

For in the blink of an eye

They’ll whip out your spleen

WHEN THE WICCANS WAIL

It is All Hallows Eve

The night of all souls

Samhain Day

When the wiccans wail


At the witching hour

When the Demons walk

Souls will be taken

In the black of night 

LITTLE MONSTERS

 

Little monsters in costumes

Looking for candy treats

Terrorizing the neighbours

All along the street

They prey on young or old

To satisfy their appetites

Treats are handed over

To creatures of the night

 

With their goody bags

Full of every candy treat

They can’t wait to get home

Before they start to eat

 

Then when the bags are empty

They realize their mistake

They’ve eaten so much candy

They’ve all got stomachache

WITCHNAPPED

On her broomstick she swoops

And into her arms she scoops

A poor unsuspecting young man

Because as a witch she can

And carries him off through the night

Then uses him for her delight

In the light of the cauldrons fire

She indulges her every desire