A flasher stepped out from the shadows
In front of an
unsuspecting old lady
Who just looked
pityingly at him and his offering
For no more than a
minute or two maybe
She mentally took in
his description
200 lbs and about 6ft
but no taller
Then he said:
"You know what this is don't you?"
She replied, "it
looks like a penis, only smaller!"
I just got back from the airport
It was a journey of
some import
I had to drive the mum
in law
Normally a rather
onerous chore
But I volunteered this
time
And no, I had not lost
my mind
She was going home hip
hip
So, it was more of a
pleasure trip
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little
girls are made of!"
What are big girls made of?
"Allure and entice and all kinds of vice
That's what big girls are made of!"
Are you wearing pants?
And if you are, are
they brief
Or thongs with high
cut leg
That barely covers
your underneath
Many hours spent
A whole lifetime lent
Time spent remiss
On that and this
Times sands run
And can’t be undone
Too late to wish
Now stood at the abyss
Time never fails
To balance the scales
Regrets too late
Surrender to fate
Time to repent
Your lifetime lent
Hope sits
Upon its primordial
throne
A constant, in a sea
of change
An unquenchable thirst
An unsatisfied
yearning
An unscratchable itch
When all else fails
Hope waits for us all
Since time immemorial
Till the end of time
Paramour in the wings
Mistress in waiting
The smitten kitten
With the concubine
heart
