THE BODY IS A TEMPLE

 

The body is a temple

And worthy of protection

Its purity is sacred

And is God’s gift of perfection

But for your body I crave

Its complete and utter desecration

THE FIRST TIME I TOUCHED YOU

 

The first time I touched you,

Beckoned by temptation

Was a magical experience

Even in my clumsy seduction

My tender advances met

With spine tingling response

And in a bloodless loving coup

I broke down your sconce

SHE WAS A SIREN

 

She was a siren

She was a vamp

She was a harlot

She was a tramp

She was always hot

She was always damp

And you could turn her on

Like she was a lamp

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 85

 

Star light star bright,

The first star I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

Get my hands in Glenda’s tights

SEXUAL PREFERENCES # 20

 

I don’t have a favourite;

I love each and every one

Whether happy or sad

Cheerful or glum

 

I love Chaise Blaise

And Bombay Rene

Pulsy Dulcie

And Crochet Fay

 

I love Gray Kay

And shorn Fawn

Blue Pru

And forlorn Dawn

 

I love Taxi Maxi

And Swish Trish

Victorian Dorian

And Swiss Bliss

LAURA, LAURA

 

Laura, Laura

How I adore her

I saw her, Laura.

Laura with the Aura

I saw her with Cora,

The lovely Senora

What’s she doing for her?

Laura for the Senora

Ah she’s sharing her Aura

PANDORA

 

Ah there’s Pandora, see?

Satisfying Laura Lee

And she’s doing it orally