21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 85

 

Star light star bright,

The first star I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

Get my hands in Glenda’s tights

SEXUAL PREFERENCES # 20

 

I don’t have a favourite;

I love each and every one

Whether happy or sad

Cheerful or glum

 

I love Chaise Blaise

And Bombay Rene

Pulsy Dulcie

And Crochet Fay

 

I love Gray Kay

And shorn Fawn

Blue Pru

And forlorn Dawn

 

I love Taxi Maxi

And Swish Trish

Victorian Dorian

And Swiss Bliss

LAURA, LAURA

 

Laura, Laura

How I adore her

I saw her, Laura.

Laura with the Aura

I saw her with Cora,

The lovely Senora

What’s she doing for her?

Laura for the Senora

Ah she’s sharing her Aura

PANDORA

 

Ah there’s Pandora, see?

Satisfying Laura Lee

And she’s doing it orally

TOTTERING TOTTIE

 

Oh, my little piece of

Tottering tottie

You really light my fire

You are such a hottie

I think you are easy

Like as nottie

MY PRETTY LITTLE MISSY

 

My pretty little missy

Let me fumble inside the silk

Of your well filled blouse

Or at least something of that ilk

PLEASE, PLEASE ME

You temp me and tease me

And then displease me

You go cold and freeze me

But then you seize me

Hug me and squeeze me

Not just to appease me

You want me to please, see

And I have expertise see

But you too can please me

And then you reprise me