VALENTINE # 4

 

Lover you still do it for me,

To me you’re lamb and not mutton

Your qualities are plain to see

And you still push my button

VALENTINE # 5

 

Lover you still do it for me,

I’m as ever under your spell

Your qualities are plain to see

And you still ring my bell

VALENTINE # 6

 

You fill my thoughts before I sleep

And you’re there again when I awake

 

I have given my heart without regret

I gave it to you for my heart’s sake

 

I have found an all-embracing love

If I lost, you my heart would break

VALENTINE # 7

Lover you still do it for me,

Though you are no longer a dolly chick

Your qualities are plain to see

You still scratch my itch and flick my switch 

VALENTINE # 8

 

Since you came into my life

A symphony resounds

When before was only monotone

And colour now lives

Where once was only monochrome

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 14

 

Congratulations and felicitations

But don’t drink too much at the celebration

Because the consequence of being tipsy

May well be an unexpected pregnancy

CUPID FIRED

I’ve waited for my valentine

For such a long, lonely time

I have waited for years

For him to end all my tears

I’ve waited for cupid to start

And shoot his arrow at a heart

The piercing of my valentine

That would then make him mine

And I hoped and I prayed

For a valentine’s loving serenade

But I never ever got one

So, I shot cupid with a gun

You may think my actions hard

But he did nothing in my regard

And when apology remained unsaid

I shot cupid in the head