Tis the
festive season
Of goodwill
and reason
For the
politically correct
The
dithering and the direct
For the
clubs and the cliques
And tedious
control freaks
For the
anal retentive's
And their
many representatives
For council
house yobs
And the
inverted snobs
Those with
professional jobs
And
intellectual snobs
For the
easily offended
And the
over complicated
For the
vile and the venomous
The overt
and the anonymous
Snake in
the grass vipers
And Back
stabbing snipers
To the
tarts and the vicars
And those
in disposable knickers
For all
poetry scrawlers
And the
unpleasant name callers
For the
narrowly minded
And those
with axes grinded
For the
loud minority
And the
silent majority
For blondes
and brunettes
And all
lads and laddettes
Those
pierced and tattooed
And the
prim and the lewd
For the
bright and the bland
And the
humble and the grand
For those
who are pretentious
And the
liberal consensus
Every class
hew and breed
Every
persuasion and creed
Whether
ungifted or artistic
And the
mentally arthritic
For the
first and the last
And sense
of humour bypassed
For those
with rhyme and reason
So in the
spirit of the season
Now the
year is nearly done
Merry
Christmas everyone