Saturday, 4 December 2021

OH WHAT A LOVELY GIFT

 

My mum got me a jumper

That fits what it touched

My sister got me novelty socks

That didn’t cost very much

My dad got me a Philishave

To shave between my spots

My Nan got me a scarf

And a box of jelly tots

But it’s the identity

That I would like to know

Of who got me the condoms

Tied up with a bow

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