A young man called Paul
Wanted to
buy a present
For his new
sweetheart Maria
As a
Christmas present
As they’d
not been dating
For a very
long duration
He decided
to purchase
After
careful consideration
A nice pair
of gloves,
striking
the right note
Not too
romantic or personal
So the
gloves got his vote
Accompanied
by Maria’s sister
He went to
Harrods and bought
A dainty
pair of white gloves
“She will
like these” he thought
Maria’s
sister Susan bought
A pair of
panties for herself
But during
the wrapping
An error
was made on the shelf
The
assistant mixed up
The gloves
and the panties
The sister
got the gloves
And Maria
got the scanties
Without
checking Paul sealed
The package
along with a note
And sent it
to his sweetheart
And this is
what he wrote
Dear Maria, I chose these
As I
noticed my darling
That you
don’t wear any
When we go
out in the evening.
If not for
your sister Susan
I would
have got long ones
The type
with the buttons,
But Susan
wears short ones
That are
easier to remove.
They are a
delicate shade,
But the
shop assistant
where the
purchase was made
Showed me
the pair she has
That she’d
been wearing
and were
hardly soiled
After three
weeks wearing
I had her
try yours on for me
And she
looked really chic
Even though
they were
Tight on
her a little bit.
She told me
that her pair
Helps to
keep her ring
Clean and
shiny, and in fact
And this is
interesting
Since she’d
begun wearing them.
It hadn’t
needed washing
I really
hope you like them
And wish I
were there with you
To put them
on you Maria
for the first
time I really do
As no doubt
many other hands
Will have
touched them
Before I
see you again
Remember
when you remove them
To blow
into them before
Putting
them away and drying
As they
will naturally be
A little
damp from wearing
Just think
how many times
My lips
will kiss them
during the coming year.
I hope you
will wear them
For me on
Friday night
All my love Paul till then
P.S. The
latest style
Which
appears to be growing
Is to wear
them folded down
With a
little fur showing
