THE BEST CHRISTMAS ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1

 

The best Christmas actor of all time

Is a character actor so sublime

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Yule Brynner

EBENEZER SCROOGE WENT TO COURT

 

Ebenezer Scrooge went to court,

Accused of shagging a cat

The judge dismissed the case in a jiffy

And said in all his years as a judge,

That he'd never known Scrooge

To put anything into a kitty

A CHRISTMAS DAY BIRTHDAY # 1

For those born on Christmas day

Parents have a great responsibility

So don’t wish them a happy birthmas

Or Merry Chrisday it provokes hostility

IN AUCKLAND NEW ZEALAND

 

In Auckland New Zealand

They don’t say Happy Christmas

As it’s built on a strip of land

So instead they say Merry Isthmus

BLACK CHRISTMAS

 

Now that the one I love is gone

The season has left me bitter

My heart has lost its soulmate

And Christmas has lost its glitter

BREAKFAST TIME COMES

 

Breakfast time comes

Just after day breaks

When Frosty the snowman

Eats his Snowflakes

IF THE STORK WAS TO VISIT

 

If the stork was to visit

Santa and Mrs. Claus

The child would naturally be called

The subordinate Claus