We went to a fancy dress party
I was a wizard, and
she was a witch
But I knew it was time
to leave
When she tapped her
witch watch
Saturday, 23 October 2021
WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 1
MY LITTLE NIECE GOES TO HOGWARTS
My little niece goes to Hogwarts
She’s a witch and
she’s excelling
But of all the
subjects she takes
Her favourite one is
spelling
WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 2
We went to a fancy dress party
With a Hogwarts theme
There was me and my
girlfriend
And her twin sister
Irene
However, after a drink
or two
Alcohol caused a bit
of a hitch
As with twin witches I
couldn’t
Tell which witch was
which
TWITTER HALLOWEEN NIGHT
The invitation went out
To the twitter
followers
About Halloween night
And the trick or
treaters
It’s much safer than
being
Out on the streets
And it’s better for
you
To do twick or tweets
ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN GARTERS?
Are you wearing Halloween garters?
Answer me that one for
starters
Beneath your dress up
high
Around your black clad
thigh
Where the black sheath
is stopping
Where they are lacy at
the topping
Are there pagan garter
rings
Sexily placed
decorative things
Please answer this one
for starters
Are you wearing
Halloween garters?
SNIP! SNAP! HALLOWEEN
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
Here comes the flaming bowl
So let mischief take its toll
Just as this Halloween comes
Snatch at the feast of
plums
In amongst the
Brandy’s flame
It’s our favourite
Halloween game
ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILS TAIL?
Are you wearing a Devils Tail?
As someone’s Halloween
surprise
I hope you’re as
devilish as you look
And not some angel in
disguise
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