I pretend to be someone I’m not
Just to receive
something sweet
Which could be for
Valentine’s Day
Or just for a
Halloween treat
Thursday, 21 October 2021
A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 2
A STRESSED OUT MOTHER AND HER CHILD
A stressed out mother and her child
Went into the fancy
dress shop
Rushing around from
pillar to post
Without a moments
pause or stop
“Here try this one”
the mother said
Grabbing a Devils suit
in a whirl
Her six year old
daughter retorted
“I don’t want it, I’m
not an evil girl”
IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE
If vampires can’t see
Their own reflection
In a mirror, either
flat
Convex or concave
Then the thing that I
Have always wondered
is
How do they manage?
When they have to
shave?
ONCE I SAW A VAMPIRE
Once I saw a vampire,
Dressed in familiar attire
My instinct was to run
But he looked quite
done
As he was old and
tired
So, I assumed he was
retired
And was sure it was
safe
So, I waved to the
Vampire
BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED STOCKINGS
Black and white striped stockings
Was all that the witch was wearing
Apart from the tradition headwear
And ankle boots, so it was very daring
And when the witch asked “Trick or Treat”
She clearly wasn’t there for the scaring
ARE YOU WEARING A DRACULA OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a Dracula outfit?
Well I promise not to put up a fight
And at the end of the Halloween party
I will let you have more than bite
IT HAPPENS EVERY HALLOWEEN
It happens every Halloween when
Enthusiastic revellers frequent
Accident and Emergency, where
Clinicians call it trick or treatment
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