My future wife was dressed like a tart
When we first met on
Elm Street
And she said very
provocatively
“I'll be your trick if
you'll be my treat”
Thursday, 21 October 2021
HALLOWEEN PROPOSITION
HALLOWEEN IS ONE OF THE FEW
Halloween is one of the very few
Acceptable times to
wear body glitter
When you have a
reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken
for a stripper
HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT CANDY
Halloween is all about Candy
Which can be very
droll
Unless she has daddy
issues
And swings from a pole
WHY COULDN'T THE WITCH HAVE CHILDREN?
Why couldn't the witch have children?
It wasn’t just because
she was a meanie
The answer is far more
fundamental
Because her husband
had a hallow weenie
ARE YOU WEARING A POINTY HAT?
Are you wearing a pointy hat?
And you don’t get fed up with that
When they ask about your wizard hat
“Does your head reach the top of that?”
IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE THEIR OWN REFLECTION
If vampires can’t see
Their own reflection
In a mirror or
anything else
That’s shiny
Then the thing I
Have always wondered
is
How do they manage?
To keep their hair
tidy?
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN WAISTCOAT?
Are you wearing a Halloween waistcoat?
Oh I like the way the
buttons glow
And the whole thing
luminesces
It really is very
Edgar Allan Poe
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