ONCE I SAW A VAMPIRE

 

Once I saw a vampire,

Dressed in familiar attire

My instinct was to run

But he looked quite done

As he was old and tired

So, I assumed he was retired

And was sure it was safe

So, I waved to the Vampire

PHANTASM

 

What is that ghostly apparition?

Is that ghostly figure a Phantasm?

Come to haunt and terrorise us?

No it’s the kid from next door, Adam

I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT

I had a terrible nightmare last night

Which really wasn’t very nice

Which left me thinking, what happens

If you get scared half to death twice?

LOVE BITTEN HALLOWEEN

 

From the first moment

On that memorable first day

When I laid eyes on the Wiccan

All that I can say

Is that I was left as helpless

As a vampire with tooth decay

WHEN A VAMPIRE BIT

 

When a Vampire bit

A Snowman one night

They both ended up

With a case of frostbite

THE THREE FOOT GHOSTS AND GHOULS

The three foot ghosts and ghouls

Roam the neighbourhood streets

Demanding candy with menaces

When tricks arise after no treats

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN DRESS?

 

Are you wearing a Halloween Dress?

Well it’s really just a black shapeless thing

But I suppose it’s all right as it goes 

If I get to find out what’s under the thing