Old King Cole
Was a merry old soul,
But when he sobered up
He was an arsehole
Monday, 6 September 2021
I BECAME VERY FRUSTRATED TODAY
I became very frustrated today
When repeatedly told to press any key
Because on my computer keyboard
I can confirm there is no “any” key
BROWSING SENIOR
You know you are old when
You greet, with absolute delight
The statutory offer for you
To accept cookies on a new website
MUSICAL MOUSE
Mice have very high standards
Including what’s on
their MP3
So when they want to
chill out
MY CHAUFFEUR IS A RUSSIAN
My chauffeur is a Russian
From a city called Rostov
He’s very good at his job
His name is Pikup Andropov
THE LORD SAID UNTO JOHN
"Come forth and you will receive
Eternal life" The Lord
said
But unfortunately, John came
fifth
As a result, he won a TV
instead
IT WAS UP ON ILKLEY MOOR
It was up on Ilkley Moor
Where I met a Yorkshire chap
And I could see he was dyslexic
As he was wearing a cat flap
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