MY MATE TOM

 

My mate Tom stuck

A vacuum cleaner nozzle up his bum

Henry has never recovered

And sadly, always looks glum

I BOUGHT A VACUUM CLEANER SIX MONTHS AGO

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago

And a top of the range model was a must

But I have to say it hasn’t earned its keep as yet

As so far all it's been doing is gathering dust