ANNA CONDA

 

Anna Conda missed her best friends

And was sad and very lonely

They were at the exclusive snake club

Which was Mamba’s only

MR AND MRS COTTON-MOUTH

 

Mr and Mrs Cotton-Mouth

Were the snake undertakers

And when they got married

Gifts were Hiss and Hearse

THE DIAMONDBACK WAS IN TEARS

The Diamondback was in tears

And was quite inconsolable.

The reason was that someone

Had taken away his rattle 

THE SNAKES NEXT DOOR

 

A young snake had been playing in the neighbour’s

Garden, but returned home in floods of tears

The Mother asked “What on earth is the matter?

Tell me what happened to reduce you to tears”

“They won't let me hiss in their pit, they said I

Wasn’t good enough because I’m small and thin”

Mum said “Don't let them upset you Darling,

I knew them when they didn't have a pit to hiss in”

ANNA CONDA

 

Anna Conda missed her best friends

And was sad and very lonely

They were at the exclusive snake club

Which was Mamba’s only