I hate Swiss army knives with a passion
All
the more as there all the fashion
Even
though they appear to be useful
I
really can’t help feeling resentful
Despite
all the craftsmanship it brings
And
it being useful for a variety of things
With
screwdrivers, scissors, and a saw
And
something to remove an apple core
A
nail file and a comb as well I can see
And
a funny looking hooky thingamy
It’s
the bit for getting boy scouts out
When
stuck in horses’ hooves no doubt
But this article of precision engineering
