A young woman had a panic attack
A side effect of
British Railways
My wife and I went to
her aid
But I struggled to
avert my gaze
From her heaving
chesticles
“Big breaths” my wife
instructed her
I was still staring at
her puppies, and said
“No, but beautifully
pert would-be fare”
When you find a woman
Collapsed
upon the floor
DO loosen her clothing
But
only about her neck or waist
DON’T remover her under garments
DO check her pulse
At
the wrist or neck
DON’T go straight for her groin
DO check for a heartbeat
This
can be done by listening
If
no pulse or heartbeat is present
DO perform CPR
This
does NOT involve squeezing her breasts
If
necessary, DO give mouth to mouth
DO ensure airway is clear
DON’T use your tongue
If
CPR has been successful
DO Place her in the recovery position
DON’T put her head in your lap
Especially
NOT face down
