I BORROWED TO PAY AN EXORCIST

 

I borrowed to pay an exorcist

Is my shameful confession

But if I don't repay the loan

I’m worried about repossession

THE EXORCIST

 

There is a ghost in my house

A poltergeist in nature

And I am determined to see

Its imminent departure

 

I have secured the services

Of an expert of eminence

An exorcist of renown

To un-haunt my residence

 

He is not a cheap solution

To my poltergeist problem

But the spirit has to go

Before I end up in an asylum

 

But the price must be met

This was sternly stressed

For if I default on the fee

The house will be repossessed