AN UNSUSPECTING PENSIONER

 An unsuspecting pensioner

Was approached by a professional begger

"Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."

"Force yourself dear," she says     

ASK A STUPID QUESTION # 2

 

I walked past a homeless man

As I went into Co-op express

On my way out he said, “Any Change?”

I replied “No, you're still homeless”

ASK A STUPID QUESTION # 1

 

As I came out of the chippy

With two steak and kidney pies

Large chips and mushy peas,

An old wino, with sad eyes

Said “I haven’t eaten for two days”

Pausing I looked to the skies

Then I replied “I wish that I

Had will power like you guys”