Oh, dear what can the matter be
Three old ladies
locked in the lavatory
And it all happened
last Saturday
And nobody knew they
were there
The first old lady was
totally batty
And she was in there
each Saturday
As I say she was
really quite batty
And nobody cared she
was there
The second old lady
said sweetly
“I’m no lady oh how
you flatter me”
I’ve not been here
before on a Saturday
And we were surprised
she was there
The third old lady was
an anomaly
He was a man called Ian
from Battersea
He didn’t even know it
was Saturday
And didn’t know why he
was there
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