I WAS DRIVING ALONG THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY

 

I was driving along the dual carriageway

When my boss phoned me

And told me I was being promoted

It came out of the blue and surprised me

It came as such a shock

That I swerved the car quite violently

 

A little further along the dual carriageway

And my boss phoned me again

And told me along with the promotion

Came a very nice financial gain

It came as such a shock

That I swerved the car violently again

 

A little further along the dual carriageway

And my boss phoned to tell me

And told me along with the promotion

Came the executive washroom key

It came as such a shock

That I again swerved the car violently

 

My boss phoned further down the carriageway

And I answered in hands free mode

And told me along with the promotion

I was to receive the penthouse code

It came as such a shock

I swerved and careered off the road