SANTA’S R & R

 

When Santa returns to the north pole

After his momentous Christmas eve

He is always looking forward

To his well deserved annual leave

 

His post Christmas R & R always begins

With a sight to make his passion burn

That of Mrs Claus festively clad

Hot and spicy to greet him on his return

 

In red stiletto shoes, red and white stockings

Standing seductively against the bedroom door

Then revealing her delights to her horny Santa

As her fur trimmed cloak falls to the floor

 

Red silk skimpies, a glimpse of her thighs

Santa is eager to quench his thirst

But Mrs Claus says heading towards the bed

“You had better warm your hands up first”