GIRL POWER

 

All of the reindeer

Pulling Santa’s sleigh

Are adorned with antlers

As they make their way

 

Well, only female reindeer

On the Christmas flight

Still retain their antlers

By Christmas night

 

So the whole team are girls

Is that really shocking?

An all female team?

Carrying gifts for every stocking

 

Who else could be trusted?

To circumnavigate the globe

In only one night

Not the guy in the red robe

 

But the overweight old man

With no dress sense

Who is too lazy to shave

Gets thanked for the presents

 

And do we get any recognition

For delivering the toys

No, we don’t get a mention

And everyone thinks that we are boys