SENIOR CONTRCEPTION
Jimmy was in his seventies
And took himself a young wife
He biggest concern was fatherhood
At his time of life
“What birth control would you suggest?
Which would be best for me?”
He asked his doctor, who replied
“I think in your case, nudity”
SENIOR LIFT
I’m now officially old
And the tell tale indicator
Is that I just heard
My favourite song in the elevator
SENIOR DIVAN
I’m now officially old
And the tell tale indicator
Is that having sex in a single bed
Isn’t an option any longer
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