GULF OF MEXICO

THE GULF OF MEXICO

It’s great to watch Obama
Playing his presidential games
Talking about kicking ass
And taking names

He reminds me of King Canute
Standing on the beach
As his political grasp
Exposes the shortness of his reach

I think the irony of the situation
Is well suited
As one of the great polluters
Have now become the polluted

THE GULF IS EVIDENT

The gulf is evident
Between man and president
The gulf is clear
Between success and failure
The gulf is a disaster
For president Obama

A GULF OF DIFFERENCE

I must say I like President Obama
He does his job with great aplomb
But admitting defeat in the gulf
Is a step to which he might have to succumb
For what he faces in the Gulf of Mexico
Is a problem that America can’t bomb

GULF OF IRONY

America doesn’t need to invade
To find oil anymore
Because in an ironic twist of fate
Oil is invading their shore