VALENTINES # 3

 

Lover you still do it for me,
Though you now have a fuller figure
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still pull my trigger

VALENTINES # 2

 

 

Lover you still do it for me,
With that wiggle when you walk
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still pop my cork

 

VALENTINES # 1

 

Lover you still do it for me,

You are still my object of desire

Your qualities are plain to see

And you still light my fire

BE MY VALENTINES # 6

 

On Valentine’s Day

The valentine card said to the stamp

Stick with me and we'll go places!

While the farmer gave his wife

Hogs and kisses!

And the caveman gave his wife

Ughs and kisses!

And the Persian gave his wife

Rugs and kisses!

BE MY VALENTINES # 5

 

On Valentine’s Day

One pickle said to the other

“Your love means a great dill”

Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day

Because they're very scent-imental!

BE MY VALENTINES # 4

 

On Valentine’s Day

The near-sighted porcupine

Fell in love with a pin cushion!

And the elephant said to his girlfriend

“I love you a ton!”

BE MY VALENTINES # 3

 

On Valentine’s Day

The bat said to his girlfriend

“You're fun to hang around with”

And the paper clip said to the magnet?

“I find you very attractive”