My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For New Year’s Eve
I said “Drunk will do
me”
Wednesday, 9 August 2023
Tuesday, 8 August 2023
RATHER THAN MAKE A POINTLESS RESOLUTIONS
Rather than make a pointless resolutions
I will make a wish for
those I hold dear
May you always have
all that you need
And want all you have,
Happy New Year!
A LITTLE GIRL’S WARNING
A little girl watched her dad dress for a party.
And then she gave her
dad a warning
“Daddy, you shouldn't wear that dinner suit”
He asked, “why not?” his curiosity dawning
“Because you know that it always gives
You a bad headache the
next morning”
IF YOU WERE BORN IN LATE SEPTEMBER
If you were born in late September,
The bells should
definitely start to clang
As it’s pretty safe to
assume that your folks
Started out the New
Year with a Bang
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR
My New Year's resolution this year
Is hopefully an
antidote to future resolutions
And to rid myself of
the annual angst
I have come up with a
simple solution
Which is to stop
hanging out with people
Who ask me for my New
Year's resolutions
NEW YEAR’S EVE IS ONE OF THE FEW
New Year’s Eve is one of the few
Acceptable times to
wear body glitter
When you have a
reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken
for a stripper
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