Never ever catch a snowflake
In your mouth
Until you’re sure all
the birds
Have flown south
Tuesday, 8 August 2023
JAMES DEAN LIVED LIFE TO THE FULL
James Dean lived life to the full
Seldom taking the time
to pause
But he didn’t believe
in Santa
So he was a rebel
without a Claus
DIFFERENCES # 3
The difference between Santa Claus
And a serial
philanderer, as it goes
Is in essence a total
lack of self-control
Because Santa stopped
at three ho’s
CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2
It was Christmas Eve in the workhouse
And not a hint of the
season in sight
No stockings hang by
the fire side
So, it’s just like
every other Night
IN THE MORNING SANTA STOOD
In the morning Santa stood
by the window to peer
And said to Mrs Claus
“It looks like rain
dear”
CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE KENNELS
It was Christmas Eve in the kennels
And all the canines
were all agog
They all made merry
all night long
Finishing by singing
Fleas Navi Dog
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