In Santa’s village at the north pole
They watch a lot of Christmas
TV
Christmas movies are
most popular
Watched on Yule tube
obviously
Tuesday, 8 August 2023
IN SANTA’S VILLAGE AT THE NORTH POLE
WHEN HE ONLY RECEIVED BATTERIES
When he only received batteries
His enthusiasm was
muted
But there was a
handwritten note
Which read “Toys not
included”
SANTA HAS TO WORK HARDER THIS YEAR
Santa has to work harder this year
At the North Pole I
fear
Since the jackpot of
Euromillions
Was one by Santa
minions
THERE’S A MEAN FEMALE AT THE POLE
There’s a mean female at the Pole
Playing all the
reindeer games
“Olive, the other
reindeer, used
To laugh and call him
names”
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 39
Twas the night before Christmas
And alone in the Croft
The owner banged his
head and cussed
SANTA’S SLEIGH BROKE DOWN
Santa’s sleigh broke down
So, he stopped a
passing motorist
Who offered to give
him a toe
But then he was a Chiropodist
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