Santa’s sleigh broke down
So, he stopped a
passing motorist
Who offered to give
him a toe
But then he was a Chiropodist
Tuesday, 8 August 2023
SANTA CLAUS PASSED HIS TEST
One fine frost filled
day
Which was evidenced
By Noel plates on the
sleigh
IN SANTA’S CHRISTMAS VILLAGE
In Santa’s Christmas village
What do you call a
female Elf?
Well not an Elfess or
Elfette
So, the name would be “a Shelf”
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 38
Twas the night before Christmas
And all round the
Close
The Carol Singers
perform
For the festive and
the morose
Monday, 7 August 2023
PUZZLED AUNTY
Bimbette wouldn’t buy
Her niece a jigsaw
For Christmas Even
though
She’d asked for it
before
It was Because it was
labelled
6-8 years
So not finishing it in
the two week
Holiday was her fear
ARE YOU WEARING RED? # 1
Are you wearing red?
And standing at the
foot of my bed
I hope that means
you’re Santa
And not Jeremy Corbyn
instead
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