Santa Claus definitely
Has the right idea
When he only visits
People once a year
Monday, 7 August 2023
PUZZLED AUNTY
Bimbette wouldn’t buy
Her niece a jigsaw
For Christmas Even
though
She’d asked for it
before
It was Because it was
labelled
6-8 years
So not finishing it in
the two week
Holiday was her fear
ARE YOU WEARING RED? # 1
Are you wearing red?
And standing at the
foot of my bed
I hope that means
you’re Santa
And not Jeremy Corbyn
instead
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 37
Twas the night before Christmas
And all along the Avenue
The Christmas lights are twinkling
For everyone to view
PREMIER INN ADVENT CALENDAR
I got an Advent Calendar this year
From the Hotel chain
“Premier Inn”
With a chocolate
behind every window
But of course, you
couldn’t open them
CHRISTMAS LIGHTING CEREMONY
“I’m switching on the Christmas lights
In Cardiff” My Brother
told me excitedly
But in typical minor
celebrity fashion he added
“I didn’t even know
they had electricity”
WHEN I WAS A KID @ XMAS
When I was a kid
On Christmas Morning
The day began
With excited howls
Of “Has he been?”
Because we didn’t get
gifts
Until my Dad
Had evacuated his
bowels
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