Twas the night before Christmas
And all along the Avenue
The Christmas lights are twinkling
For everyone to view
Monday, 7 August 2023
PREMIER INN ADVENT CALENDAR
I got an Advent Calendar this year
From the Hotel chain
“Premier Inn”
With a chocolate
behind every window
But of course, you
couldn’t open them
CHRISTMAS LIGHTING CEREMONY
“I’m switching on the Christmas lights
In Cardiff” My Brother
told me excitedly
But in typical minor
celebrity fashion he added
“I didn’t even know
they had electricity”
WHEN I WAS A KID @ XMAS
When I was a kid
On Christmas Morning
The day began
With excited howls
Of “Has he been?”
Because we didn’t get
gifts
Until my Dad
Had evacuated his
bowels
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 36
Twas the night before Christmas
And all along the
street
The faithful walked to
Church
Where they would meet
To celebrate the Mass
and wait
For Christmas Day to
greet
MY MATE IS PLANNING A TRIP TO LAPLAND
My mate is planning a trip to Lapland
As his kids really
want to go
He would prefer elves
landing on his lap
At Santa’s Village bar
à gogo
MICROSOFT ADVENT CALENDAR
I got a Microsoft Advent Calendar
This year, but if you
should open
Too many Windows, They
will,
For no apparent reason
all close again
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