I WAS PUNCHING BUTTONS ALL DAY

I was punching Buttons all day

But I got the sack though

Which was a little disappointing

Because I liked doing Panto 

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 35

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the place

Not a creature was stirring

With not a sound nor a trace

The whole family were next door

Where to their utter disgrace

With the neighbours away

They were robbing the place

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN @ XMAS

 

Her Majesty the Queen

Decorates her own Christmas Tree

And at Balmoral Castle this year

She awarded it an OBE

THE FAMILY USED TO LIVE IN LOS ANGLES

 

The family used to live in Los Angles

Until just a few year ago

But we moved to Santa Monica

Because dad is Christmas crazy

And we had to live somewhere

That begins with the word "Santa."

ADOLPH HITLER REALLY LOVED CHRISTMAS

Adolph Hitler really loved Christmas

That much Is perfectly clear

He loved the sleigh and the team

But Blitzen was his favourite reindeer? 

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 34

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the caravan

Not a creature was stirring

Which wasn’t the plan

But the camp site was flooded

So that was the reason

And would be out of action

For the festive season

SANTA CLAUS IS A MAN

Santa Claus is a man, make no mistake

Because he always gets to your house late

Eats your cookie before emptying his sack

Calls you a ho before he turns his back

And then he leaves while you’re asleep

So, Santa Claus is a man, the fat arsed creep