WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY COMES

 

When Christmas Day comes

And the wrapping paper rustles

Enjoy the day like no other, as it’s

A Brexit Christmas, ie no Brussels

SANTA PUT A CLOCK IN HIS SLEIGH

 

Santa put a clock in his sleigh

And the Elf’s asked him why

So, he explained to them

That he like to watch time fly

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 33

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Grange

Not a creature was stirring

Which seemed rather strange

As they were party animals

And needed little reason

But it turned out they’d gone

To Mauritius for the season

RESTFUL SANTA

 

At Christmas there is another name

You should call Santa Claus

When he rests between delivering gifts

And that’s Santa Pause

SANTA GOT STUCK IN A CHIMNEY

 

Santa got stuck in a chimney

Last year on Christmas Eve

And ever since he’s suffered

From Claus-trophobia I believe

CHEWIDDEN THURSDAY

 

On White Thursday

It’s St Chewidden’s Day

He’s revered by “Tinners”

Since their heyday

For sharing the secrets

Of Smelting they say

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 32

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Manor

Not a creature was stirring

As they’d been cooked for dinner