Santa got stuck in a chimney
Last year on Christmas Eve
And ever since he’s suffered
From Claus-trophobia I believe
Monday, 7 August 2023
SANTA GOT STUCK IN A CHIMNEY
CHEWIDDEN THURSDAY
On White Thursday
It’s St Chewidden’s
Day
He’s revered by
“Tinners”
Since their heyday
For sharing the
secrets
Of Smelting they say
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 32
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Manor
Not a creature was
stirring
As they’d been cooked
for dinner
I GOT A CHRISTMAS CARD TODAY
I got a Christmas card today
And it was full of rice again
I knew instantly why, because
It was from my Uncle Ben
THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS
When I heard “Ho Ho” Whoosh,
I knew I’d heard the sound before
It happened when Father Christmas
Went through a revolving door
THEY HAVE PIZZA AT THE NORTH POLE
They have pizza at the North Pole
On the feast of Stephen
And they always have the same one
Deep-pan, crisp and even
THE NORTH POLE HAS A PET # 1
The North Pole has a pet
Owned by Santa Claus
And Santa called his
dog
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