I got a Christmas card today
And it was full of rice again
I knew instantly why, because
It was from my Uncle Ben
Monday, 7 August 2023
I GOT A CHRISTMAS CARD TODAY
THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS
When I heard “Ho Ho” Whoosh,
I knew I’d heard the sound before
It happened when Father Christmas
Went through a revolving door
THEY HAVE PIZZA AT THE NORTH POLE
They have pizza at the North Pole
On the feast of Stephen
And they always have the same one
Deep-pan, crisp and even
THE NORTH POLE HAS A PET # 1
The North Pole has a pet
Owned by Santa Claus
And Santa called his
dog
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 31
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Home
All the children were
sleeping
Except little Jerome
Who pretended to sleep
So, he would be able
to see
Santa arrive, but he fell
asleep anyway
So, it was not to be
SANTA CLAUS IS A VERY JOLLY CHAP
Santa Claus is a very jolly chap
And not just because
he’s festive
His jollity stems from
knowledge
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE GOT BORED
The Bermuda Triangle got bored
Of warm weather over
the years
So it relocated to
Lapland and now
Santa Claus has
disappeared
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