One of Santa's reindeer
Thinks only of himself
And he has bad manners
Obviously its
Rude-Olph
Monday, 7 August 2023
THE NORTH POLE HAS A PET # 2
The North Pole has a pet
Owned by Santa Claus
And Santa called his
Cat
Predictably, Santa
Claws
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 30
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the
Mansion
Not a creature was
stirring
Amidst all the family
tension
As they were all in
their rooms
Doing self-medication
EVEN SKUNKS LOVE CHRISTMAS
Even Skunks love Christmas
The carolling and
Christmas Bells
They even have a
favourite
Christmas song, Jingle
smells!
SOMEONE STOLE MY ADVENT CALENDAR
Someone stole my Advent Calendar
But then crime is rife
nowadays
The police caught the
thief though
And fittingly he got
twenty four days
PEOPLE EDUCATED AT ETON AND HARROW
People educated at Eton and Harrow
Have appropriately
themed Advent Calendars
They still have twenty
four doors
But they’re opened by
Butlers or Chauffeurs
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS
I love everything about Christmas
And I love Christmas
tradition
But I don’t like
cheap, I need my
Candy canes to be in
mint condition
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