Someone stole my Advent Calendar
But then crime is rife
nowadays
The police caught the
thief though
And fittingly he got
twenty four days
Monday, 7 August 2023
SOMEONE STOLE MY ADVENT CALENDAR
PEOPLE EDUCATED AT ETON AND HARROW
People educated at Eton and Harrow
Have appropriately
themed Advent Calendars
They still have twenty
four doors
But they’re opened by
Butlers or Chauffeurs
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT CHRISTMAS
I love everything about Christmas
And I love Christmas
tradition
But I don’t like
cheap, I need my
Candy canes to be in
mint condition
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 29
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Lodge
Not a creature was
stirring
Especially not Rodge
And everyone was
grateful
As he was the bullet
to dodge
Which is why they
didn’t say
They were off to the
Lodge
MY HOUSE WAS A LITTLE DOWDY
My house was a little dowdy
So, I put a Christmas
tree up in it
The house wasn’t
transformed
But it was spruced up
a bit
SANTA RIDES
Have you ever wondered
What Santa does for
fun
Well he rides his
motorbike
Which is his Holly
Davidson
SNOW BLINDNESS STRUCK
Snow blindness struck
Santa’s team of
reindeer
How they made it home
Santa had no eye deer
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